• how my mother works
  • me: mom i got all A's
  • mom:
  • me: mom i cleaned the whole house
  • mom:
  • me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
  • mom:
  • mom: is this your cup on the table?
  • me: yes
  • mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

britishbennyc:

lol that blenderlid cucumberpack kid

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i wonder what hell be doing in 20 yea…

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woAH WHAT TEHH F CUKA SD SJDLBALDBCL

(via southpauz)

todaysdocument:

Velocipede to Work Day!

Patent Drawing for J. O. Lose’s One Wheeled Vehicle, 09/01/1885

It’s a wet #BikeToWorkDay in Washington, DC, but luckily J.O. Lose’s patented one-wheeled velocipede is equipped with an umbrella!

Penny-farthing?  Monowheel? Fixie?  How are you biking to work today?

Help transgender Callie and Jamie go home safe

graspthesanity:

We are stranded 5,000km away from home. Our airline canceled our tickets. We have no way to go home. We need your help.

We are in dire need to return home immediately to formalize our stay in a country where we won’t get murdered for our identities. We need 400 euros/315 pounds/530 dollars to purchase a ticket that will get us there.

Read more and know how to help here. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD AND HELP WITH ANYTHING YOU CAN!

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

(via ashatsukino)

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

(via sarsaparillia)

(Source: juliabitar)

bigbardafree:

djtetsuo89:

danistotallyuncool:

gatoishwary:

ttripod:

jodyrobots:

whaa

WHATS THIS MOVIE!?

I WISH I KNEW!!!

The name of this movie is Top Secret

Dude, top secret is such a good movie.

this movie has an entire bar fight sequence that takes place underwater

for no reason at all

(Source: anitial-deez, via missgivenofucks)

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

(via hollierawr)

pilotstwentyone:

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my initial reaction to any relationship ever

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littlecloudchild:

Entry for passerineart's magical girl art competition!

Sanguine Sweetheart, The Sinning Saint.

Born the eldest daughter of a wealthy, religious family and diagnosed with mental illness at a young age, she experienced terrible mood swings causing explosive out bursts of anger and crippling periods of sadness. It was in this dark time of her life that she committed the sin that would trigger her transformation into a magical girl. She is intrigued by the ‘sins’, and for this reason attempted to befriend Josephine, eventually developing (unrequited) feelings for her.

She spends her free time sketching or dancing, and loves finding abandoned places and beautiful forests, the later of which she’ll spend hours exploring with clementine. She mainly wears dark mori, cult party kei and gothic lolita.

aaaa this was so much fun to design and draw! oh man I just can’t get over all the neat entries, it’s so exciting! Good luck everyone!

sushicore:

♡✝♡✝♡ Fighting sins by moonlight! ♡✝♡✝♡
♡♡♡♡ Avoiding people by daylight! ♡♡♡♡

  • Magical girl name: Rosenquarz
  • Transformation theme song: T.d.V — Sangue
  • Weapon of choice: spiked mace
  • Attack: 
  • Speed: 
  • Special: 
  • Will: 

A lazy, moody and cynical girl who enjoys kicking Sin ass. Coordination skills are not the best but it’s kinda hard to miss with a mace.

I drew myself (dark outfit) with Chrisphie (light outfit), ‘cause I’m pretty protective of my friends and I’d just be worrying about her anyway.

My finished entry for the fabulous Passerineart's contest! (Draw yourself as a magical girl together with one of her oc:s)

This was fun! Chrisphie is such a god darn cutie pie… and I’m a sucker for hospital garments and blood stains. I tried to include as much shoujo anime influences and christian imagery as I could. I’m not sure I like the colors but I’ve been tweaking them for days now, and sometimes you just gotta let go so here we are. Girls protecting girls ftw! ♀

mahouprince:

omocat:

taking pictures for the summer line :)

coming this weekend (hopefully!) i’ll be posting a final date this week!!!

omg Ive been waiting so long for this sOON AHH ;3;

spmib:

routeninetyfour:

sandflake:

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

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gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

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hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

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beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

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heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

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lovely~

Small? Thin?

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charming~

Missing a few pieces?

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handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

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you’re fantastic looking~

This is so lovely

Aw I love this

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